Thursday, August 15, 2013

I'm Sort of a Sass (Case 48093280)

Mom- "So I ran into the Smith twins today."
Me- (no response)
Mom- "Both of them are married, did you know that?"
Me- "No, I think both of them unfriended me on Facebook."
Mom- "What!? Why would anyone do something like that!?"
Me- "I don't know."
Mom- "Well you know who else got married today?"
Me- (no response)
Mom- "Lilly Bird."
Me- "Yeah I saw it in Facebook."
Mom- "I think we need to set you up on a blind date.  I'm going to do it."
Me- "I don't think so.  I don't trust your judgement."
Mom- "What is that supposed to mean?"
Me- "Exactly what it sounds like."




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